March 2009
106 posts
Awesome Internet Search
nedhepburn:
livewrong:
mattlittle:
1) Go to Amazon.com 2) Search “girl scout cookies” (no quotations)
Amazing.
i wonder if theres a guy out there who set out for actual Girl Scout Cookies and ended up impulse buying a gallon of Wolf Urine and the Morgan Freeman Cookbook.
is it amazing that “Metal Vaginal Speculums, medium” came up when i searched?
Currently Watching Maid In Manhattan
nudawn:
Is it a bigger tragedy Natasha Richardson was in this movie?
it is now shes deaders
another stranger talk
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yarp
Stranger: I refuse to say hi
You: u just said it
Stranger: fuck
You: you lose
Stranger: well,
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :'(
You: so
You: ................
Stranger: can u give good advicE?
You: the best
Stranger: right well im in a bit of a PICKLE
You: ok
Stranger: see i stayed over night a t a friends
Stranger: they're asleep right now and i am on his laptop
You: and now u have no clothes and cant get home?
Stranger: noo
You: what time?
Stranger: no i went to the loo
You: k
Stranger: we passed out at like 9
Stranger: i went to the loo
You: am
Stranger: and well
Stranger: kinda
You: .....
Stranger: well you get the idea, its very messy
Stranger: i tried to clean it up
You: aaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: but nothings working and i just spread it around
Stranger: and it smeels
You: regular vomit or ass vomit
Stranger: ass vomit
Stranger: :|
You: vomin on it, then it will just look like vomit
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: good i dea
You: and vomit is way better than ass vomit
You: well u know it snot AS embarrasing
Stranger: very true
Stranger: right brb going to try and vomit
You: i told u i give good advice
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: they're waking up
You: try puttin ur face close to the shit, that would make me wretch
You: run!
Stranger: shitshit shti shit
Stranger: thank for the advice man im just going to leave
Stranger: then they can blame it on the guy who woke up
Stranger: rolf
You: say someone stopped by whilst they were asleep and asked to use the bathroom and did that
talk to stanger @ http://omegle.com/
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: asl?
You: ew!
You: 26
You: u?
You: f
You: t?
You: u?
Stranger: 16/f/cali
You: jesus im like 10 whole yrs older than u
You: and all the way in the uk
You: is that weird?
Stranger: I'm from birmingham
Stranger: quite common, old chap
You: in the uk?
Stranger: No, in space
You: nice
Stranger: What the fuck do you think?
You: whoa
Stranger: You misspelled woah
You: wanna chill angst child?
Stranger: Nein
You: no i didnt thats the way i roll whoa
Stranger: i has das juden to gassen
Stranger: fick my titten
You: me no german merman
Stranger: You're a German merMAID?
“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why...”
– –Michelle Obama, on dodging her husband’s inquiries about her shopping, to the New York Times.
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