May 2009
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today i went to macdonalds with dan, we got the best feast ever and on the way back he braked hard and one on the large cokes i was holding escaped my grasp and ALL of it spilt all over myself and in my handbag, no i had to sit for about 10 minutes in the sweltering heat whilst a shed load of coke dried on me. i couldnt even rescue my phone or anything in my bag coz i had to hold the other bastard...
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